Get in touch

I do indeed look forward to hearing from you. So do feel free to use the form below to send me a message – or alternatively you can email me directly at flamingmonocle@gmail.com

Naturally I will attempt to reply to every message but do bear in mind that due to how important and famous and amazing I am, I may not be able to do so immediately… or ever. Depends if I’m having a nice day or not.

Also, marketing or other unwanted mail will be summarily tossed into some lava. The cheap stuff.