Greetings, my delightful denizens of dastardliness! It is I, The Flaming Monocle, here to enlighten you on the subject of villainy with a twist of my charming wit and ever-present pinch of impeccable flamboyance. Today, I feel like delving into the glaring inadequacies of a so-called supervillain, a man whose name inspires fear only in the hearts of bald men […]
Panel 1: Picture a grandiose stage with an imposing figure standing front and center. He’s clad in an impeccable suit, a monocle gleaming with a mysterious fire, and a cape billowing extremely dramatically, exuding an air of intelligence, fragrance, and a sense of ‘that guy totally has it together-ness’. Narrator: “Citizens of Earth! Behold The Flaming Monocle, the Evil Super […]
Please consider the following herein my official application to join the Guild of Calamitous Intent.
Dear Mr. Palazzo, I realise that, at the time of writing this letter, you are in fact dead. Hopefully this will not delay you overlong in reading this letter as I wish to express to you my deepest gratitude for the inspiration you have given evil-doers and villainy in general. I cannot recall another individual whose sheer brilliance on the […]