The Flaming Monocle: Vote For World Domination!
Panel 1: Picture a grandiose stage with an imposing figure standing front and center. He’s clad in an impeccable suit, a monocle gleaming with a mysterious fire, and a cape billowing extremely dramatically, exuding an air of intelligence, fragrance, and a sense of ‘that guy totally has it together-ness’.
Narrator: “Citizens of Earth! Behold The Flaming Monocle, the Evil Super Genius Supervillain with a flair for the dramatic!”
Panel 2: Close-up of The Flaming Monocle, smiling mischievously, monocle ablaze, somehow appearing even more amazing than before.
The Flaming Monocle: “Grrrreetings, mere mortals! You may be wondering why you should vote for me as your Supreme Leader. Well… allow me to enlighten you!”
Panel 3: The Flaming Monocle waves an attractive hand, cape billowing to reveal a futuristic cityscape where everyone is definitely living in harmony with hardly any duress at all.
The Flaming Monocle: “With me in charge, you’ll experience prosperity like never before! Imagine a world where everything is efficient, orderly, and positively delightful. Sure, I’ll rule with an iron fist, but it’s a fist wrapped in velvet, with a heart of gold beneath!”
Panel 4: A family at the dinner table, happily chatting. In the background, The Flaming Monocle’s face on the television, grinning with approval. A portrait of The Flaming Monocle, looking devilishly attractive as always, appears above the fireplace. Posters politely reminding citizens to be productive and happy – or else – adorn the remainder of the walls.
The Flaming Monocle: “Picture this: No more traffic jams, no more long lines at the Post Office, and the complete eradication of Monday mornings! Under my rule, every day is as smooth as my villainous charm.”
Panel 5: A menacing shadow over a house, with a flying volcano lair hovering above it, smoke and lava ominously swirling, a potentially concerned citizen beholds the lair and wisely decides to remain a peaceful happy individual, like all other individuals.
The Flaming Monocle: “Of course, those who fail to vote for me might find themselves facing… a different kind of future. One where my flying volcano fortress (playset sold separately) decides to park directly over their abode, to remind one and all how wonderfully peaceful and safe everyone is. Failure to uphold our ideals may prove only mildly catastrophic!”
Panel 6: Close-up of a citizen sweating nervously while holding a voting ballot with The Flaming Monocle’s name checked off.
Narrator: “Remember, your vote is crucial. A vote for The Flaming Monocle is a vote for order, prosperity, and hardly any fear-driven compliance at all!”
Panel 7: The Flaming Monocle, cape flowing, rides off into the sunset in his flying volcano lair, his coolness only enhanced by the excellent cinematography.
The Flaming Monocle: “Join me, loyal subjects, in creating a world where I am your benevolent dictator! Together, we will conquer the mundane and embrace the extraordinary. Vote for The Flaming Monocle, or face the fiery consequences!”
Panel 8: Text overlay with The Flaming Monocle’s fiery monocle symbol, shining brightly.
Narrator: “Vote for The Flaming Monocle – Because better the tyranny you know..! Also ‘or else’.”
Disclaimer: No actual citizens were harmed yet in the making of this comic. All threats of fiery doom are purely for dramatic effect (so far). Vote wisely!